t.o.t.s.land » another dead comedian http://www.outside-the-skin.com things outside the skin Mon, 24 Oct 2011 05:33:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Another Dead Comedian http://www.outside-the-skin.com/2009/10/14/another-dead-comedian/ http://www.outside-the-skin.com/2009/10/14/another-dead-comedian/#comments Thu, 15 Oct 2009 02:12:07 +0000 Chvad SB http://www.outside-the-skin.com/?p=696

Another Dead Comedian

It was wife #3 where all the trouble began,
“I gotta kill Phil and fix the problems at hand.”
Is it what she thought? Who the fuck could know?
Through the cloudy eyes of alcohol, Zoloft and blow.
Maybe shot him dead ‘cuz she’s a talentless bitch…
Coulda’ been a homicidal scratch she had to itch.
Maybe shot him dead ‘cuz she didn’t like the way he laughed,
shot him in the head and chest and couldn’t get past
the fact that it was obvious that it was coke and Zoloft’s son,
a crazy little fuck that made suicide fun.

Another Dead Comedian
The Comedian is Dead.
Another Dead Comedian
The Comedian is Dead.
Another Dead Comedian
The Comedian is Dead.
Somethin’ in the soup?
Or maybe something that he said… (x2)

Q:
“Why, oh why? Why did I kill Phil?”

A:
“Voices in my head! Voices in my head! I hear voices in my head I hear,
MUST KILL PHIL! MUST KILL!”
“Voices in my head! Voices in my head! I hear voices in my head I hear,
MUST KILL PHIL! MUST…”
“Voices in my head! Voices in my head! I hear voices in my head I hear,
MUST KILL PHIL! MUST…”
“Voices in my head! Voices in my head! I hear voices in my head I hear,
MUST KILL PHIL! MUST KILL!” (x2)

Q:
“…and what about this bullet in my head?”

–Chvad SB

Copyright 2005 Chvad SB. All Rights Reserved.

]]> http://www.outside-the-skin.com/2009/10/14/another-dead-comedian/feed/ 0 This Week: TOTS LIVE!!! A Life Story, and a TOTS Music Video! http://www.outside-the-skin.com/2008/10/27/this-week-tots-live-a-life-story-and-a-tots-music-video/ http://www.outside-the-skin.com/2008/10/27/this-week-tots-live-a-life-story-and-a-tots-music-video/#comments Mon, 27 Oct 2008 05:27:01 +0000 Blight http://www.outside-the-skin.com/?p=156 Well, well, well,

It’s a new week, lets see what the Blight Blog has in-store for you good folks.

Well, only 2 days until you crazy die hard fans journey all the way to New York City to see your favorite band, “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN“, perform live for the first time in over a year! I dug out a crazy comic strip from a few years back, because none of you have ever seen it! I posted an old TOTS music video, just to remind you of what you all will be experiencing this Wednesday. And of course, some special Halloween Youtube madness.

Check it out on the Blight Blog: http://blightproductions.wordpress.com/

Cheers,

Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/blightproductions
Blog: http://blightproductions.wordpress.com
Gallery: http://fudgerat.deviantart.com/gallery

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t.o.t.s. are on several new CD’s that have either been release or soon will be. 1) t.o.t.s. new track “Another Dead Comedian” will be on Go-Kustom records new compilation “She-Devils”. Release date to be announced. 2) Another new t.o.t.s. track, “So Emotional Tao” will be on InvinKor Records new compilation called “War Against the Teenie-Boppers”. Release:TBA 3) t.o.t.s. remix a track on the new DIVERJE CD “2:40 A.M.” called “Reject”. This 2 disc release is available now on DSBP Records. 4) Chvad SB has just finished composing the score for TROMA’s latest film called “Doggie Tails”. That’s right, “Doggie Tails”. Don’t go looking for any heavy industrial goodness on this my
friends. This score is straight forward kiddie stuff. IF, however, you dig this sort of thing the DVD will be released in early Feb. 2003 in all major retail outlets! SIDE NOTE: All graphics on this release we’re also designed by Chvad SB! 5) Chvad SB is currently in the studio recording vocals for three new tracks by CEOXiME. The end result of this collaboration should prove interesting! 6) A collaboration between Bret Hart and Chvad SB is nearing completion and may rear it’s ugly head some day soon.
Largely noise-scape textures. No title as of yet…

That’s it for now… work continues on the new t.o.t.s. CD and hopefully we’ll secure spots on a few more comps this year. t.o.t.s. should be back on the road doing shows in late Dec. 2002/Early Jan. 2003.

Until next time,
things outside the skin

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